yuck. one time i was at a supermarket and in the next stall i heard a guy slowly, softly singing the oompa loompa song. this was well before the second movie came out...it was creepy. i am pretty sure the other sounds i heard were of him masturbating. needless to say i was too weirded out to poop. also, the orientation of his feet, he was standing up and facing towards the t.p. dispensor (not towards me thank god)
as i left i said something along the lines of him being a freak. in the store a few min. later i was telling my wife about the situation and i saw the guy who it had been, an employee (i recognized the shoes). creeped me out fully.