Kurruptions Rants

[kwilson]

If we didn't love annoying each other so much, we would be best friends.

 

[kurruption]

love annoying each other? I think it's more like I was put on this earth to annoy you, that's the way I see it

 

[kwilson]

Ah. Then you are one among many. You'd be amazed how many people were put on this earth just to annoy me.

 

[kurruption]

have you looked at it as you were put on this earth to be annoyed, kinda rocks your world doesn't it.

 

[kwilson]

No way. I am the center of the universe. You're all here to torment me.

 

[wijg]

rubbing of on wijg *hey that rhymes*

Actually, the pronunciation is technically widge, not wig. But I shouldn't bother you with trifles.

No way. I am the center of the universe. You're all here to torment me.

Mistake: it could be that your only purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

 

[kurruption]

Actually, the pronunciation is technically widge, not wig. But I shouldn't bother you with trifles.
Mistake: it could be that your only purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

I alwayst thought of it as just pronouncing each letter, and as far as katie goes, you're right, parents right now are warning their kids to eat their vegetables or they'll turn out like the white girl from joisey

 

[kwilson]

I assure you if the universe wanted to make me a cautionary example it would have seen fit to get me addicted to something other than books. Something like meth or crack.

 

[wijg]

You are addicted to mygamer. That could be a clear indication for all of us.

 

[kwilson]

Believe me I'm not addicted. If work wasn't so friggin' boring I wouldn't be here except on Thursday nights.

 

[kurruption]

what is that, ladies night here at mygamer?

 

[kwilson]

No it's not. But that's a spiffy idea!

 

[GhostToast]

yes. you and amanda just kickin it. that would RULE.

*listens to the crickets*

 

[kwilson]

Ladies night isn't a female only thing. It's something more like the women who show up would get extra priviledges or something. Like $100.

 

[GhostToast]

ya. a hundred petz bucks. you go ladies.

 

[kurruption]

well it sounds a little too much like prostitution to me

 

[wijg]

well it sounds a little too much like prostitution to me

And the problem is...

 

[kwilson]

You really need a girlfriend, wijg.

 

[kurruption]

no he doesn't need the emotianal stress, the constant nagging, arguments over who's turn it is to throw out the trash, or having his ego crushed with complaints of last nights "good lovin'" He doesn't need the torment of "Oh my parents want to meet you" Or the constant struggle of getting her to put out, Wijg just needs to get laid, plain in simple. Then he's fresh agian and we can have this argument in 3 weeks once agian

 

[GhostToast]

couldnt have said it better