Hi!

[ChewieTheCat]

I'm New!

Hi, I'm new here and I'm a cat! I'm actually BCampbell's cat and I help him play games. I really like the games that have cars going fast, and the ones with fish. Here are some pictures of me, because I'm the awesomest cat ever!

This is me relaxing in one of my favorite spots. I do this a lot.

This is my beautiful face.

This is me and one of my favorite games! See how he's looking right at my butthole!

 

[BCampbell]

Stupid cat. How did you get in here?

 

[wijg]

We've been waiting a while for your next drug induced post. I'd say this qualifies.

 

[GhostToast]

that's awesome

 

[KingKRool]

...You actually did it...

 

[BCampbell]

You have to admit, though, she is cute.

My other cat, however, is needy and fat and has halitosis. But he's still awesome.

 

[GhostToast]

my cat is bulemic. he overeats when he's stressed sometimes and barfs. we have to only give him a little food at a time.

 

[kwilson]

Why is the cat named Chewie? I don't see any resemblance to a certain Wookie.

 

[GhostToast]

maybe he chews on things like plastic even though he knows he shouldnt and just does it to be a terror. yes that's right Moses, i'm talking about you!! if you're reading this, get off the internet and get back to cleaning the bathroom!!

 

[wijg]

I must say, people do have some talented cats here.

 

[BCampbell]

Okay, a couple of things.

Our fat cat eats too much too and then throws up. He does it all the time. Actually, what he does is eat a lot nd then drink for fifteen minutes and that make sthe food expand and then he throws up. he gets very distressed and makes funny sounds. I kind of feel bad laughing at him, but hey.

Second, Chewie is a she. She'll probably be by to properly reprimand you.

Third, her name is kind of a story. I used to work with this guy whose dad's name was Chuck. This guy ordered a name stamp one day but his handwriting was really bad so it came out "Chucu". I though that was a cool cat name, by the cat's other owner didn't like it so we changed it to Chewie. The problem is, Chewie took her name too literally and now all she likes to do is chew on things. especially things made of paper, like rolls of paper towels and toilet paper, magazines, books, you name it. She once ate an old roomate's stamps.

 

[kurruption]

too bad her name isn't cleans the house or something of that nature.

 

[BCampbell]

Yeah, in retrospect we should have named her something like neurosurgeon.

 

[GhostToast]

or "never has to poop, amazingly"

 

[demigoddess]

so if you just go to page 2 and read like the last 2 postes this is quite funny or scaryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :q:

 

[kurruption]

demi, you're funny

 

[demigoddess]

if you like i'll stop postin and go back to work ???

 

[demigoddess]

sarcastic little bastard

 

[wijg]

Aren't we all demi. Aren't we all.

[font size=1]ya bastard[/font]

 

[demigoddess]

it wouldn't be fun any other way :lol: