Oh yeah... this is going to be good. Move over, F.E.A.R. and WoW- there's a new sheriff in town (swoon)... I seldom, if ever, thank the Good Lord for my good furtune in being assigned PC Editor, but in this case...
Coming soon: Lula 3D:
"In Lula 3D Lula shows a lot more than her erotic side. She shoots and fights her way through a number of exciting 3-D levels. Lula, producer of erotic movies, is in a serious fix. Just before shooting begins on her new film, three of her best stars are kidnapped. Her only clue is a book of matches she finds in her villa: it has come from a San Francisco club. There's no time to lose as she roars off to San Francisco in her racy hot rod. Experience a wild chase across America with breakneck twists and a volley of erotic action."
That writing! Like early Hemmingway, crossed with a dash of Elmore Leonard and Robert E. Howard! The movie franchise rights alone will go for millions... MILLIONS I say!
Coming soon: Lula 3D:
"In Lula 3D Lula shows a lot more than her erotic side. She shoots and fights her way through a number of exciting 3-D levels. Lula, producer of erotic movies, is in a serious fix. Just before shooting begins on her new film, three of her best stars are kidnapped. Her only clue is a book of matches she finds in her villa: it has come from a San Francisco club. There's no time to lose as she roars off to San Francisco in her racy hot rod. Experience a wild chase across America with breakneck twists and a volley of erotic action."
That writing! Like early Hemmingway, crossed with a dash of Elmore Leonard and Robert E. Howard! The movie franchise rights alone will go for millions... MILLIONS I say!
