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*Spanner in the works* In Germany, where the mountains are high, the valleys low, the sausage long, and the beer frighteningly strong.... They drink Spetzi: Coke OR Pespi mixed with equal parts Orange Tango. Stop your brandname bickering and be glad you don't have to quaff this...

No offence to Kevin here, but if we'd had the review when we had the artwork, it could have been a statement much closer to fact.

What the F**K!?

Hmmm, true. Plus I have not yet received the requested review for his job application. I guess the performance pressure was simply too great. Poor Link.

Dirty work? That's a matter of perspective. But, yes, Stan no longer hires or fires. He has veto power of course, he wouldn't be the boss if he didn't. Apart from that, the honor is all mine. Want a job?

Sounding off as per request: Stevie Smith (Editor in Chief and CEO's dogsbody and doormat) *Salutes*...touching extended middle finger to forehead.

Link, 500 words. Showing you can limit yourself and say what needs to be said in a clear and concise manner is a definitive must when it comes to effective writing. One word over the limit and I won't even read it. Them's the rules! Rein yourself in and cover only what's needed to...

Link, You're barking up the wrong tree here. Stan doesn't hire and fire. I do. And I'm afraid there's no such thing as "..can I have my old job back?" A cover letter and a 500-word review to jobs@webmail.mygamer.com will get you a fair shot. Just like everyone else. Regards...

Today 1000, tomorrow the world...mwahhaaahahahahahahah!!! I rule...I mean, we, we rule. Damn!

...here's a thought. Would you people care for me to step down? Quinton? Any takers for my job? Applications to: jobs@webmail.mygamer.com

It takes committed writers, Q, nothing more. Commitment, passion and dedication. All of which YOU seem to have in spades. Believe me I am doing all I can to remedy this problem. Come Thursday 20th we will know who is in for the long haul. Our crew list may decrease somewhat, but those...

Hmm, maybe you should start writing reviews again...show everyone how it's done.

Thank you for your two cents Mr. Q. As it stands we have 16 January titles in the system. This means that they're assigned to writers, who're currently reviewing them. I understand your concern over quick coverage--me more than anyone--but, unless you can magically conjure up vast amounts...

*In a husky Brando tone* "...we're family. Do this for the family." No pressure though, Demi.

Because we want to know you Everyone, Please take the opportunity to fill out your personal profiles on the site. As a community, it'd be great if the staff, and everyone else, could become a more intergrated social structure. Go on, share. You know you want to. Stevie

No, no...I think you'll find that Microsoft's planning on Halo2 was spot on. Over $125 million in it's opening weekend, crazed fanboy drooling, vastly inflated review scores based on hysteria and hyperbole, and a distinctly 'more of the same' delivery. A certified success in every sense of...

Calling classics in here is fine, just make sure they don't double up and that they ALL find their way back to my inbox for editing. Who luvs ya?

Earning your seniority stripes will be no mean feat. I'm watching. Don't forget that...ever. (*Insert maniacal laughter*) Welcome Nick. Stevie

I don't really see the point of splitting genres into micro-managed sub categories. I don't even see the need of having say FPS as opposed to Action. General genre categories work just fine...for me. Plus, I can't honestly recall if I've ever searched for a game by genre. It's not like a...

Hmm, should I enter this debate? Is my job secure enough to risk the wrath of the masses? Ack, what the hell... Hasn't anyone ever thought about this from an Xbox2 perspective? Doesn't it make sense that Microsoft *stopped* Bungie from completing the game's story in favor of carrying...