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did she get out? and did she have to walk?

don't do it man. this is like phone-numbers on the wall creepy. this is like 'meet me here at 9 p.m. on the 12th' written in the bathroom stall creepy!

tis true, tis true.

ya we used to have one when we lived in florida. until a lightning ball flew out of it one time when my mom picked it up during a storm. that was the end of that classic. damn that was cool.

back in the day i had this phone with all the electronic-voice stuff on it. i mean, like if i pressed one button it would ring, and another would make the voice say "hello!" and another would say "goodbye!". i never quite mastered it though...

you should come in to work sick next time and plant germ-bombs all over his stuff when he's going to the bathroom.

"i thought if i just sprayed lysol all over the place, it would kill the germs in the air. AM I WRONG?" Yes! That is why you must buy this additional product, from the makers of lysol. Asphyxasol will take all of the oxygen out of the air, which will kill all living organisms within the...

I'm Sven, I'm Sven, I'M SVEN!! (Swedish Beta)

just turn off your power if someone does that.

fact: lysol kills more germs on contact than any other household cleaner.

yay you're not 14 anymore! one more year closer to driving!

nah its a super-booze made by swedish recipe. its like probably spelled Glogg with that o having the two dots over it. or a U instead of the O but with two dots. but anyway. look it up. you wont be looking at the right recipe until it mentions setting the mix on fire....that part's important.