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A woman goes to see a psychiatrist. “Doctor,” she says, “my husband just doesn’t satisfy me sexually anymore.” “Hmm,” replies the doctor. “Have you considered taking a lover?” “I did that,” she says, “and I’m still not getting enough sex to satisfy me.” “How about taking another...

yes. it's a picture of Asylum arguing with his arch-nemesis

I like art history..... That combines history, philosophy, and pretty pictures.

What's creepy about Stan? He's a Ben Affleck look-a-like. How could you not trust that face? (just don't accept candy from him while standing next to his van).

I saw an article that broke down the clip. The most obvious things are as follows: The coolness of the shield (how sweet was that?), the assault rifle is back (yay!), the REAL pistol is back! (look at the tale-tale screw on the back of the gun), Master Chief does indeed sprint and might be able...

Who has the better statistics. Soon it will be who's statistics are longer.

spammers should be electrocuted.

I'd go with chemistry. I had way too much fun in school when my extremely cool teachers would either blow something up or some other chemical reaction.

Beautiful. Simply beautiful.

and thus, you're both jackasses.

As far as business goes, they have these engineers who designed xbox and 360 who are done with their current projects. Now they have to start designing something new. Like a car manufacturer, they will spend the next couple of years tracking how well the 360 is going, where it can be tweaked...

Once, there was a man who was upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor. "Father, I am sinful." "Yes son, just tell me what have you done, the Lord will...

well, you're kind of right. No one really noticed him early on in the comics. However, he spent years working alongside Lois. She took his loyalty for granted, but he was always there for her. She would hold a conversation with him but never really look at him, or go off on him for something...

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father...

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day...

For now it's Star Wars. There are others in my collection that are good. (And by franchise, I'm assuming you mean a minimum of at least 3 movies?)

Yes, it is disgusting when you are jamming with a group of friends and someone hands you a controller with their warm sweat and grease slathered on it. I do tend to thoughtlessly wipe my hands on my pants. That's why I put a napkin on my right thigh when visiting a restaurant.

How about we look at it like this: What systems have launched with games that made people clamor for the system? Halo is a prime example of a system that people bought when the only thing they really knew about it was Halo.

Awesome! Now the rest of us wannabe writers can ride your coattails into glory! Riiiiiight. Can't wait to read it (I have a B&N nearby, so I'll go score a copy). You inspire us all.

that would imply that you are loved in the first place. Sorry Kurrup, thought I would beat you to the punch for once.