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A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The...

Two guys are having lunch when one says to the other: "You know how sometimes you can get words backwards and it all come out wrong?" "Like what?" "Well, I went on that business trip the other day and this really hot blonde was standing behind the counter. I actually asked her for a...

I was surprised too, but it was a pleasant one.

work has sucked royally, so I can only get on during my rare gaps of slowness

Personally, I believe gaming on a console is the best as it is the most interactive. You don't just sit there like a lump and stare at the screen. Also, you can have friends over to jam with you and/or jump online (xbl) and connect with more friends. I think we've gotten too far away from...

Southern Women Why, everyone knows that Southern women have the best manners. And when two nicely decked out ladies started up a conversation during an endless layover at LAX, the 1st lady turned out to be an arrogant Californian, married to a wealthy man. The second was an older, well...

Don't know, but would she count?

A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun. "Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner, "I'm going to climb the tree and...

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what`s wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says...

I know several people who are just waiting for them to be on sale again. Fortunately, my friend at Circuit City has told me that the shipment is in, but she can't say when they'll go on sale. Although she did say that it will sell on her next morning shift. I love hook-ups. Although I'm not...

I can't look that far forward. I've got too much on my plate for now. Top of that list is praying for a new career.

I admit that rumble does add a sense of reality and can help communicate other things to you that the visuals might not do. It's kind of like having a real sweet surround sound system where you can hear your enemies approaching from behind.

I always loved it when my entire family gathered at my grandparents' house. It was more than the usual aunts, uncles, and first cousins. The extended family came as well so it was like a family reunion. Now I look back and wonder how the heck we fit all those people in their little house.

I can deal without rumbles for most games since it drains my wireless controller

I have to work on the Saturday before Christmas Eve, so I'll have to book it down that 400mile stretch after I get off work at 5pm. My wife will be with me, so it won't be too bad. I just work for Nazi's.

ok, now this is getting ridiculous. If you want to discuss politics and media controlling our minds, do it in the off-topic discussions. If you want to discuss sony influencing our media, politics and minds, you can do it here.

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior...

Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of...

I'm not sure about the Rumble, but we did have some pretty awesome matches. Tables, ladders, and chairs...oh my! There are soooooo many moves in this game and the environmental interactions rock. You have three different chair finishers and a dozen fun things to do with ladders. Not to...

At 3:30, I kick the tires and light the fires. I'll be in NC tonight if all goes well. What say you to a little 360 this weekend? And if anyone thinks they can handle the best, get on xbl. Look for jackasss.