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If Kurruption hasn't clocked in by the end of the day, I say Spuds can choose Kate's powers.

Thanks for the words of encouragement. I have limited access to the internet right now, so I'll only be on about once (maybe twice) a day for a little while. For the record, Scoops, my mortal identity is Jon. Not Jonas, John, Jonathan. Just Jon. I do have to laugh, though. My wife and I...

Um, you know how sometimes when you pray for God to make clear His will? Maybe you haven't, but I sure did. I asked that doors that I'm not supposed to go through be slammed and the ones I supposed to go through be opened and obvious. Today I got layed off. I could say a lot of nasty...

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it. "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pumps of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting...

Spuds, I think what he was saying was that the Japanese aren't much for having a large tower, monitor (consider the huge beasts of monitors we had to use before flat panels), keyboard, and mouse space taking up so much room. Their living spaces are tiny compared to what we consider normal here...

The Wii browsing would have to have less button clicks and effort than just changing the channel or checking the computer. That's why Microsoft hasn't bothered with that on xbl..... yet. It will happen, but Microsoft as a whole is usually pretty savvy as to what the market is ready for. I do...

yeah, but it keeps getting delayed.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing and singing "Tuff Enuff" by the Fabulous Thunderbirds. "That IS amazing!" says the bartender and...

There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn't dumb. She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals. That night when he got home he told his joke. She...

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would...

good point. Sometimes the visions we have in our heads of what the cover should look like might not be what truly sells the book. I hope to have the same dilemma one day.

I checked out his art. Wow. Did you have any say (or allowed to give an opinion) in the art, style, artist, or anything?

pick one from the articles page. here are a few: Game Developers Conference 2007 Steam to release Winter Update (has line break problems and missing an ' ) Oblivion goes to the Isles Adult sites adapting content to work better with Wii (line breaks and punctuation at the end)...

Nice signature. You know there was this thing once called WebTV. And it's awesomeness has obviously dominated the computer industry. The web-surfing is a novelty that will get old quick. People like their TV shows too much to worry about surfing the net on the boob-tube while "Lost" is on.

As much as I like reading the articles posted on Mygamer, I have to wonder who proof reads the articles? A spelling error here or there is one thing, but come on guys.

A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he...

Count me out on that one. My parents and grandparents are big into Christmas cards and thank you notes, but my generation seems to not really care.

wouldn't he have to sleep with a dude for that to happen? ewwww

well isn't that special.

There is a difference between being in love and being infatuated. I've been the latter a few times before.